“How hard can driving be anyway, you just press the brakes to stop, and gas to accelerate!”
He chuckles.
“And try not to get stopped for tailing the car in front of you too closely, of course” I reply, a laugh already escaping my lips.
My mom is indignant. “You got stopped doing that?” she asked my dad, who just looks thoroughly amused.
At this point, I am dying. Unable to get words out, I manage to wheeze out “IT’S YOU, MA!” just before doubling over again at her cluelessness.
“I did not! Excuse you!” she replies playfully.
“Yes, you did!”
“No, I did not!”
“Yes, you did!”
“No, I did not!”
Ah, old people.